We had tacos the other day, and Lobsterman was complaining about how difficult it was to apply sour cream to a taco shell.
LM: We need something to apply sour cream to a taco shell... like a caulk gun.
Me: We have a caulk gun downstairs, want me to get it?
LM: Well, it would be perfect, but you would probably put caulk in it and then I'd put it all over my tacos and nothing good could come of that.
First of all, if you refrigerate caulk, it would probably turn rock hard and be impossible to dispense.
Secondly, if he went and got a caulk gun out of the downstairs mish mash of tools in the big bag of tools and used it when he KNOWS that sour cream needs to be refrigerated, then that's his own damn fault.
The next thing he wants is a drill for his pepper grinder... because twisting the little grinder takes too much time.