I have one of those HP "all in one" printers that scans and prints... frankly that barely scratches the surface of all the things one thing can do, so I have no idea why its called "ALL in one"... but that isn't what totally P*SSES me off. Its the fact that every time I print something, it pompously spews out a blank sheet at the end. Does this thing think that paper grows on trees.... SHUT UP! I know where paper comes from.
You would think that there was a setting somewhere where I could tell it to stop doing that. I'm tired of printing something, stacking the spare unused piece of paper on top of it for later introduction back into the queue of soon to be printed paper, only to have to relocate the pile when I want to scan something. Yes, I would suppose that at that time I should shove it into the tray, but that's not the point. It shouldn't be there in the first place.
I looked through the settings and found nothing... of course. No button to click that said "press here to stop the annoying waste of paper when you print", nothing. So I Google searched and found one person bitching about the same thing on an HP help forum... with no answer.
So I look around some more and find some people complaining about it, and an actual step by step process to make it stop:
1.) reboot your computer. Seriously? That's the oldest trick in the lame tech support book.
2.) Preview your document before you print it to see if you application is putting a blank page at the end. Seriously? That's the second oldest trick in the lame tech support book: blame every application or device but your own.
3.) Re-install your printer driver. Seriously? It was a pain in the ass enough getting it installed in the first place, what makes you think that re-installing the exact same printer driver is going to stop something that has no setting? Are there viruses out there that infect your printer driver to cause it to slowly drive you insane by printing a blank page after everything you print out? I don't think so.
Therefore... no solution... yet. I still haven't tried Step 4: beat it with a hammer.
Women's Dress Pants
I inherited my shopping gene from my father, which means I know what I want, I swoop into the store, grab it and head straight to the check-out counter, pay for it and flee. I don't want to try anything on, it should be sized so that I know what size I need, but thanks to self-conscious, vain women or manufacturers who think that all women are self-conscious and vain, women's pants sizes are in some alien language and measurement that varies from type of pants, to manufacturers, to types of fabric. I'm pretty sure that places that make women's pants just make up a fucking size and slap them on random pants because no two pair of pants are the same fucking size!
I only have to guess that women around the world would fall dead if they had to actually pick a pair of pants that was sized by their ACTUAL measurements (frankly I see the return of actual measurements as a handy thing in the "war of obesity"... which isn't an actual war, just something NATO wanted us to do without congressional approval), so some elaborate measurement system was thought up to keep women "fooled" by thinking that if they wear a "2" they are wafer model thin without realizing that "2" is really heifer size outside of Hollyweird.
So, while men have a size chart that includes ONE chart (for shirts), women have the following convoluted non-standard charts:
Then there's the "catalog sizes". Since around 1980 Companies were allowed to just make their sizes up, and they can vary among different styles of the same freakin pants! So, even if you figure out what size you are in a store, depending on the brand, type, and style, if you buy something from a catalog, you are DOOMED because they just go all rogue and do whatever they damn well want.
So, instead of going into a store and thinking "hmm, I need some pants... these look nice, and they're my size 36X34", you go into a store, try to find a department that fits your age, style, and price range (for instance, one department store has what I call the "I'm 12 and want to look like a street walker" section), stand in front of a rack of pants and cry, because you have ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT 2 petite/slim/junior/half FREAKING MEANS other than you'll spend about 6 hours trying on the same style of pants in 14 different sizes and none of them fit.
SERIOUSLY WTF is up with decorative pockets?
Is it the assumption that since women carry handbags there's no need for pockets? I hate to inform you all, but only 80 year old woman carry their purses EVERYWHERE, and anyone younger than 80 who carries their bag to the bathroom is sending out the international "I'M ON MY PERIOD" signal, because they can't tuck their period junk in a pocket that doesn't exist!
The first company that designs women's dress pants with pockets and with the right freakin sizes, will be the ONLY company I buy my pants from... even if they make them out of freakin marmoset skin, I'm still in!
So, in case you are wondering, yes... I went out to find a pair of women's dress pants, and in a fit of rage, I bought a pair of men's cargo dockers... AND I DON'T F'ING CARE!