It has come to my attention (and lack of google results) that there doesn't seem to be a handbook on Extreme Napping.
Quickly growing into one of the biggest sports out there, Extreme Nappers all over the U.S. are practicing and hope to travel to London to participate in the 2012 Olympics if their sport is considered for inclusion. Lobbyists feel that the Extreme Napping event would best be a winter sport, and held in conjunction with Curling, as most viewers of a sport that includes a broom and big stone thing are familiar with napping.
Not for the amateur, Extreme Napping takes years of conditioning, preparation, and plenty of free time, something a lot of Americans have in this troubled economy, therefore coaches feel that the U.S. will most probably win all three medals, although Greece is said to have a very strong team as well.
Extreme Napping isn't just napping. It takes practice, skill, and a lot of preparation in order to perform it well, and avoid injury.
Participants need to make sure that their limbs are limber to avoid injury and interruption of napping. By staying limber, you will be able to assume the sleep position for long periods of time, and keep your muscles from atrophy or cramping, which is a big issue with Extreme Napping. One of the disqualifiers in competition is getting out of bed, so its vital to ensure that muscles are stretched when: shifting positions, turning over, and plumping the pillow. Extra points are given during competition for fluid movements from one position to the next, so transitional stretching must be natural and lead to the next nap position.
Another difference between Cat Napping, and Extreme Napping is the amount of time: Cat Napping is considered a "sprint" while Extreme Napping is a "marathon" Typical Cat Nappers are unable to go back to sleep after their session, whereas Extreme Nappers can drink a cup of coffee during one of their waking periods, and then go right back to sleep. People who suffer from narcolepsy are typically disqualified in professional Cat Napping competitions because they have an unfair advantage.
Regardless of what sport you train for, remember: stretching, water intake, and cramp preparedness will help you train for that professional career in napping.