I think I may have to sue Careerbuilding.com. I swear, the ad people are in my head, they see what I do everyday, and they make commercials about it.
They missed the part where you daydream about swerving into passing gas trucks, but that's pretty close.
Please note, I would never swerve into a passing gas truck... unless I was sure it was full and I could take out a few choice people, like that would ever happen.
By the way, the "sit next to this guy" is Vork!
Excuse me while I go mop up the brain matter that's leaking out of my head from today's work.