Been a bit unmotivated lately. Here are some snippets of the news and what I think, it probably explains the lack of motivation:
Through the flood of e-mails from friends, I gather the following about our Presidential candidates:
If McCain/Palin win abortion and birth control will be outlawed and we’ll all be forced to shoot and field dress our own food. That won’t matter, as we’ll go to war with every nation except Mexico because everyone from Mexico is already in the states.
If Obama/Biden win our taxes will be raised to the point where we just sign our paychecks over to the government, but people without jobs will be given everything they need, including your house. That won’t matter because while Obama is talking to other nations, they’ll be invading our shores.
Clay Aiken is gay.... who cares.
Lindsey Lohan is a lesbian... guys care and want to watch
The government is considering forking over a TRILLION dollars of taxpayer money to bail out failing businesses. This actually makes me feel good because now my Amex balance seems almost comical.
PETA wants Ben & Jerry’s to make ice cream with human breast milk
If you managed to stop throwing up over that last one... David Blaine is hanging upside for some amount of time to... who freaking knows, and its not like he’s hanging all the time, he gets water breaks, so its nothing short of stupid
Facebook changed, now everyone is confused and angry... wow!
Its a wonder I’m able to get out of bed every morning