Be on the look out for this tomato. This tomato, aka: Round red tomato, has been implicated in an outbreak.
This tomato is to be considered armed and dangerous. Do not approach this tomato if you should happen to see it. Please contact your local law enforcement representatives so they can apprehend this tomato.
Ok, that's an actual picture and caption from the CDC alert about the tomato salmonella outbreak.
It just seemed very "America's Most Wanted" to me, but then again I was out in the heat today too long without water.